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Post by Desslok on Jan 28, 2011 14:38:49 GMT -6
Ray: And what did CC do with it?
Kart: He used it as a Mother's Day present.
Telly: He's a flying couch, how does he have a mother?!
Kart: How the heck should I know? I don't pry into others' affairs, bub.
(the three are suddenly thrown into a cell and locked in)
Guard: This will hold you.
Ray: How long are you going to keep us here?
Guard: Until your hearing with the Elder. He will decide your fate.
(the guard turns and walks away)
Telly: I still can't believe I let you talk me into this.
(outside the village a dimensional gate opens, Lord Sithy arrvies on his horse and his ShyGuys emerge behind him)
Sithy: Ah, Mars, what a lovely... dump.
SG1: My lord, what are we to do now?
Sithy: Head for the nearest village and gather information. With that stupid couch thing of their's damaged, Kart and the others will be looking for help.
SG1: Of course.
Sithy: Of course "of course!" Follow me men! Here WE GO!
(they all start marching as Sithy sings a techno version of the popular children's song "Following the Leader." Meanwhile back at our heroes cell...)
Guard: Come along, the elder will see you now in the judgement chamber.
Ray: Try not to get us into any more trouble, Kart.
Kart: Trouble? I don't think you realize who you're talking to. I'm very cautious. ALWAYS.
(Telly roles his eyes as they approach a large red door)
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Post by SuperSmashKart on Jan 30, 2011 23:13:30 GMT -6
The 3 heroes stand before the elder. The elder was purple with a short elephant trunk for a nose.
Elder:... KART!!! Where's our donkey?
Kart: um... CC's mother has it...
Telly slapped his own head
Elder: Ah, yes, CC's mother was quite fond of that donkey. No, problem we got a talking cow now.
Cow: Hey
Telly: We need your help.
Elder: WHO SAID YOU CAN TALK TO ME!!!! So, umm... Kart, How's CC?
Kart: not too well he is broken and we're wondering if you can fix him?
Elder: only on 2 conditions. 1. You beat me at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Kart and Elder: Rock... Paper... scissors...
Kart: Rock
Elder: Scissors... Darn it! and 2. you defend the town from Sithy
Telly: Wait! What! How did he-
Kart: (shhh! because he's the Elder) Done! Let's go team!!!
Cow: I want to come!!!
Kart: Telly, take the cow
Telly: Ugh
Telly takes the cow.
Cow: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
They fly off to Sithy and the shy guys.
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Post by lord45586 on Jan 31, 2011 21:49:33 GMT -6
Sithy:I can't believe it! They're coming this way! Aw Sith spit!
Shy Guys: Sorry sir!
Sithy:"Sorry" isn't going to help anything you sniveling fools!!
Shy Guys: "Sigh."
Sithy: Anyways you're lucky that I'm at least merciful! Leave me in peace!
MEANWHILE!!!
Ray:How much longer compcouch?
CC: not much farther...
Kart: Great How much longer?
CC: An Hour.
Kart and Ray: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
CC: I'm Kidding! 35 minutes.
Cow: I want to see a Moovie!!
Everyone else: NO!!
Cow: aw!
Ray: Why is this happening to me?!
CC: oh stop whining!!
Ray:sorry!
Kart: oh snap!! it's a it's a it's a... A Castle!!!!
Trumpet noise Whomp whomp whoomp!!!
CC: Was that necessary! You know what don't answer that.
5 Minutes Later!!
Sithy: By my kingdom's platter what's taking them so long?!?!?!? My anscester can fly faster than them and he was Sithy the 2nd. no scratch that Sithy the -99th.
Scruffy: I say Sithy! Isn't it past your bed...
Sithy: Do not finish that sentence Scruff or i'll rip out your throat and replace it with MARSHMELLOWS!!!
Scruffy: Ok fine! Sheesh!
Sithy: Good. Good. No EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED!!
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Post by SuperSmashKart on Nov 14, 2011 23:36:21 GMT -6
The fight begins
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Post by SuperSmashKart on Sept 29, 2012 1:05:38 GMT -6
The shy guys are swarming Kart, Telly Ray, and the talking cow.
Kart: Why you gotta annoy the village like that?
Sithy: Don't try to smart talk you way out of this, just shut up and die.
Telly: THESE SHY GUYS ARE ANNOYING!
Telly releases a giant blast, all the shy guys are knocked back into the houses
villager: MY HOUSE!
Telly: SORRY!
Telly tries to pick up and throw Sithy into a wall, but it fails.
Telly: why won't my powers work?
Sithy: You idiot, your powers can't work on.
Sithy draws out a black sword, and shoots out a blast from it at Telly. Telly is thrown back 100 feet and is knocked out.
Sithy: but my Zerstören blade can work on you.
Kart: Don't hurt Mr.TV, only I can do that.
Sithy: You're next
Kart: Come at me bro.
Kart runs at Sithy then transforms into a giant boulder. Sithy shoots a blast at Kart. Kart transforms back into human and falls to the ground.
Sithy: This is too easy. SHY GUYS, finish them!
Shy guys: but Majesty, there is still the kid.
Sithy: Must I do everything myself.
Sithy points his blade at Ray, and shoots out a blast. Ray quickly brings up his shield from the gauntlet and absorbs the blast
Sithy: Get him! GET HIM! GEEEEEEET HIM!!!
The shy guys charge at Ray, but Ray shoots them down with the gauntlet. Then he charges at Sithy with the sword out and an epic sword fight breaks out, they fight for 3 minutes.
Sithy: THIS IS ENOUGH!
Sithy pounds the sword into the ground and pushes them away from each other. Sithy points his blade at Ray again, and starts to charge up a mega blast. Ray does the say thing with the gauntlet.
Ray and Sithy: Ka-me ha-me-HAAAAAAAAA
The blasts are in a deadlock
Sithy: SHY GUYS, GIVE ME YOUR POWER, TOGETHER WE MIGHT BE OVER 9000!
Cow: *psst* kid, say "times ten*
Ray: TIMES TEN!
As the shy guys get behind Sithy to give him their power, Ray wins the deadlock. Sithy and the shy guys are thrown miles in the air.
Shy guys: SHY GUYS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN!!!
Sithy slices open a portal to the castle with his sword.
Cow: Too many anime references for me
Moments later, Scruffy and DDD are siting on their thrones as Sithy is pacing back and forth.
Sithy: The incompetent shy guys failed their mission.
Scruffy: The mission we sent you on, to make sure it was a success. So, you failed as well.
DDD: You had one job! ONE!
Scruffy: and you also wasted one of the three portals of the Zerstören blade.
Sithy: I DON'T NEED THIS! I'm going to bed.
Sithy goes to his room.
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Post by lord45586 on Sept 29, 2012 13:26:00 GMT -6
As Sithy paces in his room he contemplates his situation at hand by talking to his most prized possession the Zerstören blade.
Sithy: Why is it that every time when I go into battle the shy guys fail me, and somehow I'M TO BLAME?! The shy guys are incompetent fools, and if that stupid cow hadn't said anything we would've been the victors not that BOY who apparently is the chosen one!
Zerstören blade:To be fair my Lord I have to agree with Scruffy and Dedede it was one mission you had ,but the two have to understand that the boy came prepared with that gauntlet and the sword of his. I did my best Sithy and I'm sorry for not putting more of my power into that blast.
Sithy: Thanks my old friend, and another thing Ich bin Herrn Vier, funf, funf, ocht, sechs!(I am Lord45586)! What are those two just kingdedede and Scruffy! There has been forty five thousand five hundred eighty six Lords so far who built this shy guy army and those two say that I failed?! What did those two ever do while I was gone? NOTHING THAT'S WHAT THEY DID, NOTHING!
Zerstören blade: I'm sorry Lord Sithy, but it's late I think we should discuss this matter tomorrow with all due respect your Lordship.
Sithy: Yeah we'll speak about this matter tomorrow. Guten Nocht.
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Post by SuperSmashKart on Sept 29, 2012 15:00:20 GMT -6
Meanwhile back on in the Mars village... Kart and TellyTV wakes up in a hospital/b]
Telly:*ugh* What happened?
Kart: You got pwned hard bro.
Elder: You did too
Kart: He aimbotted me
Elder: if it wasn't for this kid here, our village would of gotten destroyed in minutes.
Telly: Nice Ray!
Ray: I just used this gauntlet that Telly gave to me.
Kart: Hey! that's my Gauntlet!
Elder: Isn't that my Super Gauntlet, that has been past down in my family for many generations. The Super Gauntlet that makes any person who wears it, a great warrior?
Kart: maybe... I just found it... umm.. on the floor...
Elder: Keep it, I don't need it anymore, I'm old and can't fight anymore.
Telly: Is CC fixed?
Elder: always business with you, never a nice chat. And yes CC is.
Telly: what next?
Kart: umm...
Ray: WE GO RESCUE MY PARENTS!
Kart: Yeah, that and we go get the relic. Can we go see CC now?
Elder: Of course
They all walk to a giant garage where CC was repaired.
Kart: There is my least favorite Couch!
CC: I missed you too
Telly: how are you feeling?
CC: Ready to fly! Did I miss anything?
Kart: Not much. Cut the small talk and let's get this couch in the air.
Ray: Thanks for everything, Mr. Elder sir.
Elder: Don't mention it, but can you tell Kart one thing?
Ray: hmm?
Elder: If he ever comes back here again, we will kill him.
Ray: umm...
Kart: Ray, come on up, we are starting the dimension hop to Equakanser.
Back at Equakanser Castle Sithy walks into the throne room but somebody is sitting in his throne
Sithy: WHO IS THIS?!!!
Scruffy: You failed us too many times
Sithy: IT WAS ONLY ONE MISSION!
DDD: One mission too many!
Scruffy: We made the next lord to replace you.
DDD: This is the best one yet, Lord 45587! Lord Felix!
a man jumps down from the throne. He is wearing a 2 faced-jester mask and a fancy suit
Sithy: YOU THINK THIS CLOWN IN A MONKEY SUIT CAN REPLACE ME?!!
Felix: I can and I did. Now, can you hand me the sword and hop into the trash dimension for me?
Sithy: NEVER!
Sithy slices a portal open with the sword and jumps through it
DDD: FOLLOW HIM!
Felix: No need too, I'm powerful enough without the sword.
Scruffy: Yeah, he will die on his own out there.
Later on Desslok's ship
Dess: you come to me, and say you can help me? What makes you think I need your help?
Kart Clone: Well, you do get you butt kicked all the time.
Dess: shush You!
Kart Clone: I'm just saying we need all the help we can get.
Dess: But this is our enemy!
Sithy: You want my help or not?
Dess: Only if you swear your eternal allegiance to me!
Sithy: I won't do that, but I can help you get the relic.
Dess: Deal!
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Post by lord45586 on Sept 29, 2012 16:28:31 GMT -6
After Dess' and Sithy's deal Sithy speaks with his sword.
Sithy: I knew those two were going to cast me out like my ancestors! There is no way that Felix will take you from me zerstören I'll have my revenge once we get the relic, and i'll make sure neither that boy, Kart, and that felix fool have the relic or you zerstören.
zerstören: What do you propose we do Lordship have me fused into your soul?
Sithy: I'm no longer a Lord zerstören i'm just a piece of trash thrown away like an I-phone 4S being replaced by an I-Phone 5, but yes I do propose that you will be fused into my soul so that no one can steal you.
zerstören: No matter what those three tell you Sithy you were around longer than even the first Lord who created me because you made sure to take any precaution to give me the ability too not be used by anyone besides you my liege not even if Kart shaped shifted into you and since you modified me to speak German because you told me that you were part German and you spoke German quite fluently.
Sithy: I didn't do that just out of selfishness I did that because you're like a brother to me zerstören and i'll die before that Felix guy can have you.
zerstören: Thank you sire, and I have one last precaution just in case you lose your life in battle.
Sithy: What would that be?
zerstören: I'd suggest to transfer a bit of your memories into me so that if you die you can come back to life just in case that Felix thing defeats you in combat.
Sithy: So what you're saying is....
zerstören: Yes you can never die and i'll never be destroyed because my power will be fused into your soul.
Sithy: Fantastic my old friend and once I get that relic I'll make short work of Dess, Felix, and the two that betrayed you and I.
Meanwhile back at the Evil trio's castle.
Scruffy: Blast it I can't believe we let Sithy get away not only he failed us but the rest of you failed too!
DDD: Well Scruffy you failed too even Felix failed to get the zerstören blade.
Felix: I could apprehend Lord45586 for you two so that I can test my power against Sithy.
Scruffy: Don't even try Sithy and his bond with zerstören is far too great.
DDD: Yeah and not to mention Felix isn't even an official Lord.
Felix and Scruffy: Why not? DDD: Because it's said that if a Lord has been created the Predecessor must give up the zerstören blade to the newly appointed Lord in order to be considered an equal in the Lord's court.
Felix: So without that sword i'm not considered an equal to Sithy?
Scruffy: Afraid not Felix, but as you said you're powerful without the sword?
Felix: Why yes I am. While Sithy relies on the zerstören blade I rely on desception.
Scruffy: Desception isn't enough to eliminate Sithy it is said in the prophecy that A Lord cannot kill a bretheren or the... chosen one.
DDD and Felix: What is it?
Scruffy: Sithy wasn't even supposed to succeed in his mission! I also doubt Felix can kill the chosen one let alone his flesh and blood Sithy.
DDD: May I interject Scruffy? Once Sithy received zerstören Sithy Modified zerstören to only answer to him, but if Sithy obtains the relic he'll be able to modify the prophecy of the Lord code of the prohibition of killing the chosen one and Felix isn't a Lord so if Sithy gets the relic he'll be invincible.
Scruffy: But we have the relic can't we just use it?
DDD: Sithy is the only person who knows how to modify ancient relics of the past it's in the Lord's bloodline the ability to modify ancient relics that's how he modified zerstören.
Felix: Didn't you use the relic to destroy Sithy's statue DDD? DDD: Yes but that time it almost burnt my hand off!
Scruffy: So what you're saying is we need Sithy to allow us to use the relic?
DDD: yes but I doubt he will allow us to use the relic. Sithy is smart to not trust anyone but himself and zerstören.
Felix: Well Sithy couldn't have gone that far let's find out where he is.
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