Story Making

[SuperSmashKart]

SuperSmashKart came to greet us. I said "what about the shy guys." He replied "They can't touch us, because there a force field around us."

Telly TV asked "who controls the shy guys?" SuperSmashKart said "The evil trio of KingDedede, Sithy, and Scruffy."

[lord45586]

As the couch came Kart said "What took you so long whipper snappers do you know how long I was waiting?!" The I asked how long?" Then Kart replied 7,000 Years!!!" Then Telly asked "Really?" Then Kart said "No Only 7hrs." Then i said "Oh." Then Kart shouted "IT'S STILL A LONG TIME!!!!!!" Then Telly said " Hey calm down you Dolt can you please take us to This Evil trio?" Then Kart replied " Sure but tell me that I am Awesome." Then Telly said "Okay You are awesome! Can we please leave this place and see the evil trio KingDedede,Sithy,and Scruffy?" Then Kart said "Sure I can take you but these lords of evil are well EVIL!!! ." As they flew on the couch. Then all of a sudden a computer came out of the couch and said"Aw Kart why did we have to bring Telly The Numbskull T.V and a boy with a stick?! I swear If you hadn't stolen me from Sithy, KingDEDEDE,and Scruffy Dessolok might not have escaped his dark prison and then I WILL RULE EVERYTHING!!! If that's okay with you "Master Kart." Then Kart said " Okay voice of unknown origin." Then the computer said " Oh Kart sometimes you are a complete simpleton I swear!" As they were aon their way to the Evil Trio.

[Scruffyhyphen]

Meanwhile... In a far away land... In a far away castle... A mysterious figure in a robe was gazing over a stone basin, filled with black liquid. He seemed to be... Watching it. Watching the ripples it made. Then, he slowly stood up and walked through the castle, only to arrive in the throne room, where he kneeled down infront of two other robed figures.

"My lords... They're coming." He spoke in a deep, but gentle voice.

"Who's coming?" Asked the one on the right, who sounded a little raspy.

"Kart and the others. They're arriving on his flying couch."

Then, the one on the left spoke. He had a powerful, demanding voice. "...Shoot them down. We must not let them arrive. Not yet."

"As you wish, my lords." And with that, he rose from his kneeling position, and walked off to another part of the castle.

[Desslok]

(this is going to be long, I wanted to add a backstory to this craziness because it's getting interesting! )

Back at the flying couch...

Kid: So where exactly is this Evil Trio?

Kart: Impudent whipper-snapper! Must I explain everything?

(I'm renaming the flying couch/computer thing. It shall henceforth be known as CompuCouch, or CC for short

CC: Of course you must, master, they know nothing of this. Such knowledge is vital to their quest.

Kart: Fine, you digitized lounger! The Evil Trio live in a far away land in a far away castle. This land is known as Equakansor. It is a continent hidden behind the fabric of a thousand dimensions. Of course only I can get to it!

CC: With the help of my dimension hopping abilities.

Kart: Shut up and show some modesty! Besides, it's rude to interrupt your elders when they're talking, I can shut you down just like that *snaps fingers.

TellyTV: Enough! Continue with the story of Equakansor, please!!!

Kart: Ah yes. Long ago Equakansor was the center of the universe, it was there that the mystical relic resided, in a secret, hidden temple maintaining peace and balance in the universe. King Craig and his beautiful Queen Piggy, the rulers of Equakansor ruled the land fairly, always keeping the mystical relic in safety.

But one day, the Evil Trio desceneded upon Equakansor with their army of ShyGuys and 5 elite, robed, super trained fighters known as the ShyFighters. Equakansor fought back valiantly against the might of the Evil Trio's forces, but it was apparent that they could not stop them. In desperation, King Craig and Queen Piggy fled to the hidden temple to use the mystical relic against the evil hordes. But the evil energies in the land caused the relic to become unstable, and when they arrived they could only watch in disbelief as it disappeared before their very eyes.

With their final weapon gone, the king and queen ran away in disgrace, keeping the location of the temple secret. For it was discovered on the internet that whomever recovers the relic and returns it to its place of rest will be granted unimaginable power. Upon conquering the kingdom, the Evil Trio made finding the relic their top priority.

CC: And that's where I come in!

Kart: I'm TELLING THE STORY!!!!!!

CC: Sorry, your wackiness.

Kart: I was in Equakansor duing all of this. I'm a native you know. One day I fell upon this amazing flying couch while sneaking around the castle, I get nosy, so sue me! I discovered that the couch was how the Evil Trio were able to travel through the dimensions. So being the kind, wonderful soul I am, I stole it, erhm, I mean set it free!

TellyTV: You're a terrible liar...

Kart: And you're ugly! Anyway, we've been flying around the universe ever since living it up and staying as far away from the Evil Trio as possible.

CC: You're leaving out your little oopsie.

Kart: Oh, that. Well when I was first learning how to use this couch, I accidently opened the eternal prison that had held the villainous interdimensional master of evil, Desslok, and now he's running around also trying to find the relic.

Kid: Desslok is trying to find the relic?

Kart: Duh! He wants to rule the universe himself!

Kid: But if that's true, that means that the magic cane my parents had in the attic is the relic! That's why my parents were kidnapped!

CC: Wait, you mean the Evil Trio have already aquired the relic? It may not be as powerful without the temple, but it could still cause major problems on its own! This is terrible.

TellyTV: We must reach this Equakansor immediately! The fate of all time and space is at stake!

CC: I'll be able to make the dimensional jump once I reach 88mph.

Kid: Hey, just like that movie, Back to the Fu-

Kart: NO THIS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!! Now hold on, this is going to be a rough trip!

The flying couch started to pick up speed, unaware that it was in the crosshairs of one of the ruthless ShyFighters...

[lord45586]

Meanwhile in the Evil Trio's lair the voice of commanding said "We must Crush these fools How dare the trespass! OHH I'll want their heads on a platter when we're done with this!!" Then the raspy voice one said " Don't worry we'll get them and once we're done We can wipe out Dessolok!" Then the demmanding voice one said "ARG!! That doesn't matter right now Kingdedede! we must focus on the fool who unleashed Dessolok in the first place For i am Lord!!" He said in a shout. The Dedede asked "I thought you were Sithy?' Then Sithy replied in a shout "I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES MY NAME ISN'T SITHY!!! IT'S LORD!!! FORMERLY KNOWN AS SITHY!! Wait that's not right bah who cares I am Sithy!!" Kingdedede: I thought you were Lord? Lord: You know what Kingdedede? Dedede: What your majesty. Lord Sithy: I hate you so much it's not even funny you know that Correct. Dedede: Why thank you sir. Lord Sithy: Sigh I'm surrounded by an Idiot!

[Desslok]

Suddenly the door to the throne room flew open, Scruffy entered, cool but obviously a little annoyed.

Scruffy: You two stop your pointless bickering.

Sithy: But he was getting my name wrong and you know I hate it when..

Scruffy: Enough! We are all in this together, and together we must stay. It is only through our combined strength that we've been able to accomplish what we have accomplished. Together we are unstoppable, but apart we'd be open to failure.

DDD: He's right. Besides I've good news. My ShyGuy spies managed to kidnap that brats parents and bring back this...

(DDD reaches into his robe and pulls out the ancient relic, the magic cane!)

Sithy: At last we have it! The universe is ours!

Scruffy: Not yet, we still have not managed to find the temple. There is still so much of this kingdom to search.

DDD: No matter, this little darling will come in handy any way!

(He points the cane at a nearby statue of Sithy. A bright blast of energy flies from the cane and shatters the statue)

Sithy: HEY! That was a birthday present from the slaves!

DDD: Boohoo, just force them to make you another.

Scruffy: I also have good news. One of our elite ShyFighters has spotted the flying couch, and the brats on it.

Sithy: You mean.... the chosen one?!

Scruffy: Indeed I do. He'll be taken out before they can even hop dimension.

DDD: Good, we don't need any more distractions. Who wants to play Twister?


(back on Mars)

CC: 70MPH and climbing!

(suddenly a shot rings out from a nearby cliff and the flying couch begins to descend!)

Kart: Mayday! Abandon ship!

Telly: NO WAIT!

(Kart leaps from the couch and falls several hundred feet to the ground, crashing in a heap while everyone else lands safely in the comfort of CC's wonderful softness)

Kart: Ok, maybe that wasn't such a good idea... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!! Stupid CompuCouch!

CC: I've been damaged. A projectile from north east of here struck me and took out my flying module. Without it, I won't be able to get back into the air.

Kid: NO!!!!!!! My parents need me!

(up at the cliff the ShyFighter makes his report via cell phone )

SF1: Yes, my lord, I hit the couch but they appear to have survived.

Scruffy: Get in close and take them out. They still might be able to repair that traitorous piece of furniture!

SF1: Understood, you have my word that they will not leave this dimension alive. They may outnumber me, but not even a hundred ordinary men are a match for a single elite ShyFighter!

[SuperSmashKart]

Kart: CC put the shields on max. Telly protect um... What is your name?

Ray: My name is Ray.

Kart: Telly protect Ray

Telly: Understood

Kart jumped off CC again and transformed into a flying ninja robot to fight
the SGFs.


Meanwhile on Desslok's ship, he is laughing evilly.

Dess: MWHA HA!!! I did! I finally did!!! I made a clone of SuperSmashKart. Clone Speak!!!!

Kart Clone: Yesh, stop yelling at me.

Dess: Don't give me orders!!!

Kart Clone: why?

Dess: Because I'm your master

Kart Clone: why?

Dess: Because I created it you

Kart Clone: why?

Dess: So I can have the power of SuperSmashKart, to get the cane.

Kart Clone: why?

Dess: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Desslok]

Desslok: Enough of your back talk! Do realize who you're talking to?

Kart Cone: Let me guess, a matress salesman who likes to wear a cape?

Desslok: WRONG!!!

(Desslok pulls out a remote and presses its single button. Violent flashes of electricity spark across the clone's body. He falls to the floor)

Desslok: I am Desslok, supreme master of evil, emperor of all I see! A lowly clone has no place talking back to the likes of ME! Do you understand?!!

Kart Clone: AAAA! I do, I understand, master, make it stop!!

(Desslok again presses the button and the agony stops)

Desslok: I've implanted a special little toy inside you that allows me to punish you if you refuse to listen to reason. Don't dare force me to use it again!

Kart Clone: No! That's not necessary!

Desslok: Good. Your mission is to find Kart, he is not far from us on the planet below, Mars. Once you find him, remove him and take his place. His friends will lead you to the magic cane. And once they do, I shall swoop down and devour them all! HAHAHAHAHAAH! So good luck, byebye.

(A trap door beneath the Kart Clone opens and he falls to the surface below. Desslok's face eating squirrel with red glowing eyes, Jasmine, climbs up to Desslok's arm and he strokes it's head ever so calmly)

Desslok: Soon Jasmine my pet, I shall truly be all powerful and the universe will tremble at our feet...


(back at the couch, the lone ShyFighter, who is roughly twice as tall as his opponent, approaches Kart who stands defiantely in his ninja garb)

Kart: One step closer and I'll knock that smug grin off your face!

SF1: So this is the famous Kart? Don't look like much to me.

Kart: Oh yeah? HIYAH HOOOO HA CHA!

SF1: Impressive, but can you do this?

(the ShyFighter suddenly disappears before Kart's eyes before rematerializing behind him and kicking him several feet away. Kart picks himself up and looks back at his foe, more than a bit surprised)

Kart: Oh crap...

[Scruffyhyphen]

((I have nothing to post as of yet. But I just have to say. This is coming along nicely XD Hilarious. But with a bit of seriousness attached ))

[SuperSmashKart]

Telly: He can't fight that guy alone. CC take me to Kart's Chest.

CC: I don't have to take orders from you. Why you want to go there anyways?

Telly: So I can give Ray the gauntlet. If you don't take me, I will tell Kart about that one thing.

CC: FINE!
CC opened a door to a room. Telly and Ray went into the room and there was a chest in the room; with the words "SuperSmashKart's Chest" engraved on it. Telly opened it.

Telly: Here Ray, this gauntlet will protect you. It has a sword, cannon, and a shield.

Ray: I thought you are protecting me.

Telly: Kart's needs my help.

Telly flew off of CC to join the fight.

[lord45586]

Dess: You really think you can stop me?!?!? well your wrong!!!" Said dessolok in a boast.

Kart Clone: Hehehe The master's right you simpletons whatever that means!"

Telly: Wow Kart clone you are an idiot!! CC can you help me with something?"

CC: what is it now miniature microwave?"

Telly I need you to say (Whisper whisper).

CC: Ok fine I do it! I doubt it would work.

Dess and clone: What are you talking about?

CC. Hey dess look at your ship. now at your clone then me then back at you and your clone. NOW back to me! Am I your clone? No! I'm peace signing you now see this T.V. I throw it at you and you can't do anything about it!!!!"


Dess: What?!

Telly and CC: EXACTLY!!!

Now due to dess and the Kart Clone are dumbstruck. The kid ,Kart and Ray managed to sneak past Dess and his Kart clone.

Kid: Wow That was easy!

Kart: Yeah it almost confused me as well but we're not out yet we still need to get to the Evil Trio.

Kid: your right but they're more powerful then us they have the power of Shy guys and Darkness.

Kart Yeah your right!

Kid what are we gonna do?

Kart :For the first millionth time I don't know?

Kid: You're not that bright are you?

Kart: Nope been like this ever since and I'm happy anyways!

Kid: o....kay???

Meanwhile at Lord Sithy's study!

Lord Sithy: I can't believe they didn't suffer any damage!! This is impossible!!

Lord Sithy: Time to take drastic measures No more mister sane lord! Now they face the wrath of my Shadow blade!! Heh heh heh heh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAH YEAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! By the Power of darkness I cut through those whom oppose The EVIL Trio!

Scruffy: Lord Sithy!!! What are you doing!

Lord Sithy: Trying to destroy Dessolok and the others. Why?

Scruffy:Please Sire can we save his for tomorrow it's 3 in the morning here.

Lord Sithy: Come on Scruff I just want to destroy something!

Scruffy: fine destroy that clone next to Dessolok.

Lord Sithy: Yay Destruction!!

(Slice Crash,Kaboom!!)

Lord Sithy: Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Scruffy: Shhhh!!

Lord Sithy: oh sorry hahahahahaha!!


Kart clone: Don't worry nothing's broken except my spine ribs,and everything else!

(Wind an flames in the backround).

Kart clone: Hello? Master? Brats? ,TV? CompuCouch? Where is everybody?!?!?

The Kid,Kart,CC,Telly,and Ray: Cough Cough Is everyone ok?

Kid: Yes.

Kart:Yep

TV: of course.

Ray: Sure.

CC: Affirmative.

Kart Good. Wait wheres... Waldo?!

[Desslok]

(back on Desslok's ship, the sinister one has been watching)

Desslok: What the heck just happened? That stupid clone completely failed to accomplish anything! I shall have to more carefully plan my next move... HELM! Get us away from this wretched planet! Full speed ahead!

(Desslok's gargantuan warship disappears into the atmosphere when suddenly a small explosion temporarily blinds our heroes back on the ground)

Ray: AHHH! What was that?

TellyTV: I don't know, during all the random craziness I lost track of stuff!

(the elite ShyFighter walked through the settling dust and into view)

SF1: Now that that strange clone that appeared out of nowhere for no apparent reason is destroyed, I shall do what I came here to do!

Kart: You want to give us all free masages? I just now that's what you want to-

SF1: No stupid one. I am here to annihilate you!

Kart: I don't think so!

(Kart leaps into the air and kicks the ShyFighter with a patented kung fu kick!)

SF1: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Kart: Ha! Let that be a lesson to you.

SF1: Wait, that didn't even phase me.

Kart: What? Well that's not right.

(the ShyFighter gives Kart a big kick in the pants which sends him flying back over to the CompuCouch)

CC: Nice work, boss.

Kart: Oh, shut up before I stuff diapers between your coushions!

TellyTV: HIYAAAAAWAAAAAWAAAA!

SF1: Huh?

(Telly runs up to the ShyFighter and uses his amazing robotic strength in a super punch that sends the ShyFighter flailing to the edge of the nearby cliff)

SF1: Not good, this is not good!

(Telly pounds the ground, the resulting earthquake sends the ShyFigher over the edge, screaming into the darkness below)

Kart: Well that was unusual.

Telly: Your stupidity could have got us all killed!

Kart: Don't get sassy with me! I've a mind to give you a spankin'!

Ray: Kart he's right, you didn't handle that situation very well. Plus I think you exagerated your fighting skills earlier.

Kart: I would never!

Telly: Come on guys, we've got a bigger problem, like how are we going to get the CompuCouch's flying module fixed. That ShyFighter showing up here proves that the Evil Trio is already gunning for us. There'll be more, we have to keep on the move.

Kart: Well what do you want me to do about it? It's not like there's a Wal-Mart anywhere around here that I can go to and pick one up!

CC: Actually, I have an idea that could solve our problem.

[Desslok]

(Back in Equakansor, at the Evil Trio's castle)

Sithy: NOOO! One of our five elite ShyFighters has been defeated! This is terrible, those guys don't come cheap.

Scruffy: It doesn't matter. He was the weakest of the five. Besides his mission was successful. Before he was vanquished he took out the Flying Couch's flight module.

DDD: Which means those dolts will be stuck on Mars and out of our hair!

Scruffy: Exactly. But the chosen one must still be dealt with eventually. Lord DDD, bring the parents here so we might question them.

DDD: Of course, Lord Scruffy.

(DDD heads for the dungeon)

Sithy: Can I slap them with this stick I found in the woods?

Scruffy: No.

Sithy: Darn it, I NEVER get to have any fun!

(DDD returns with Ray's parents who are in chains)

Dad: Now listen up here, mister, I don't know what's going on here but I demand you release us at once!

Mom: That's right, this place is a pig sty! All the house work that needs to be done...

Scruffy: Don't play dumb, we know who you really are and we need information.

Dad: We're kidnap victims what do we know?!

DDD: You should know plenty... Because YOU are the King of Equakansor! We were able to find you at last King Craig and Queen Piggy!

Dad: Perposterous! You have no proof!

Scruffy: True we never saw you because you fled like cowards to another dimension when we took over, but your possession of the mystical relic gave you away.

Mom: Mystical relic? This makes no sense, young man! Is this some kind of a secret nerd club?

Sithy: We want the location of the hidden temple, NOW!!!

Dad: I swear I have no idea what you're talking about. Maybe if you buy a new role playing guide you could find it.

DDD: Scruffy?

Scruffy: They seem sincere, perhaps they lost their memories somehow when they were transported to Earth. No matter, there must be a way to reawaken their memories and we shall find it.

Mom: What you have done with Ray, you hoodlums?!

Scruffy: Ray? Ah, so the prince has a name after all. Don't worry, we will deal with the chosen one in due time.

Dad: Chosen? Has he gained a membership in your club?

DDD: Yeah, sure whatever.

Mom: He's such a good boy, always trying new things!

Scruffy: Take them away, they're of no use to us at the moment.

DDD: Alright, back to the dungeon!

Mom: You nerds sure take this role playing stuff seriously, now dontcha?

(DDD escorts them away)

Scruffy: Lord Sithy, we must dispose of Prince Ray. He is the only one who could possibly disrupt our plans.

Sithy: Fine, I'll send out a battalion of ShyGuys and..

Scruffy: No, this is too delicate a job. I want you to oversee the operation personaly. The couch is out of order, but that Kart is a crafty devil. They'll find a way to fix it. They must never reach Equakansor!

Sithy: I'd consider it an honor! It's about time I get to slap something!

Scruffy: Very well, take your ShyGuy battalion and head out at once.

Sithy: This'll be a piece of cake, hahaha!

(Sithy runs out the door as DDD comes back in)

DDD: So he's off then?

Scruffy: Yes.

DDD: Do you think this wise? What if he catches on?

Scruffy: Not likely. Besides, we need to test this chosen one to see just how strong he really is. If Sithy is defeated, it won't be a huge loss. It would at least give us a gauge of Ray's potential.

DDD: Very well. All we have to do now is sit back and observe.

[Desslok]

(Back on Mars, our heroes have taken CC's directions to a nearby village)

Telly: Remind me why we're here again?

Ray: The Compcouch said that the Martian village elder here may have a flight module that we could use to repair him.

Kart: Sounds like trouble. Martians can be so testy. That stupid couch always gets me in trouble!

Telly: Well, if you wouldn't steal things maybe...

Kart: I DIDN'T STEAL IT! I borrowed it, sheesh! Here's the elder's place.

(the three stand before a large red building that resembles an upside down bowl)

Ray: Wow, I've never seen anything like this before.

Kart: And if you're lucky you never will again. Hey in there! Let us in! We've got business with the old fart!

Telly: Kart you idiot, what are you trying to do, get us killed?!

Kart: Oh, relax! I've been on Mars a while, remember? I've made some friends.

(A door opens and a green creature comes out. It appears humanoid, but has slimy tentacles rather than arms and wears armor, a Martian guard!)

Guard: What do you want?

Kart: Got some business with the elder. He should remember me, I'm Kart.

Guard: You mean you're THE Kart?

Kart: The one and only. See guys, I'm famous here!

Guard: Famous alright, your ugly mug is on every wanted poster in the village. Men, take this scoundrel and his accomplices to the dungeon!

(our heroes are immediately handcuffed and escorted into the building)

Telly: Let me guess, this is a joke between you and your old friends?

Kart: Urhm, yeah, sure, hehe. It must be a mistake.

Telly: Well I've had enough, I'm going to break us out of these things and..

Ray: No, Telly, we don't want to upset them, we still need their help. Let's just wait and see what happens.

Telly: Alright, Ray, but I don't like this.

[SuperSmashKart]

Ray: Kart, what did you do?

Kart: I might of... took their talking donkey...

Telly: Where is the donkey?

Kart: I gave it to CC...