Post by Desslok on May 20, 2010 13:10:17 GMT -6
Grooooooooooooooooooooooooan.
You knew this was going to pop back up eventually, so here it is!
Yes, the time has come my friends... The day is quickly drawing nigh when the Utrom shall begin their invasion of this miserable planet. For too long have the Utrom been those nice little, peaceful aliens with the kindly ideals. NO MORE! The time has come to stand up and make a name for ourselves, and that name is UTROM. Show your patriotism for our great Utrom Homeworld and the inevitable vastness of our future Utrom Empire by joining the invasion force!
You will be joining a great cause, a cause worthy of your great skills and honor. A cause that you should be willing to lay down your life for. That cause is TOTAL UNIVERSAL DOMINATION for the glory of the Utrom and all of our allies. Yes, even if you are not an Utrom, you may have the pleasure of joining our ranks to share our struggles and ultimately our great rewards. The U.S.A. (Utrom Subjugation Alliance) is already joining forces with other great powers (we are currently in negotiations with the honorable Foot Organization) and welcome your support.
The Utrom have met resistance, namely in the form of the hated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They have declared their intentions to halt our plans and have dared to mock us with their rude comments. They are a minor nuisance, however, and shall meet with an untimely end.
The Utrom's iron fist shall crash down upon the Earth and pound it into submission. In the great example of Krang, an evil being similar to us, and with similar goals, we shall use our advanced technology to reak havoc throughout the universe and subjugate all hostile alien species in our path. Join us and help us to make the universe a better place. The people's of the thousands of worlds on our hit list don't know it, but they need our guidance, our wisdom, our way of life.
As a gift take this special sig pic and use it with pride: img215.imageshack.us/img215/7266/alwayswatching2.jpg
Now, let your voices be heard, pledge your alliance and let the countdown to the Glorious Utrom Invasion BEGIN!!!!!!!
Oh, and just because I care about all of you, I want to remind everyone (INCLUDING the members of the pesky Turtle Alliance) to remember one thing...
Don't recruit penguins, it's dangerous: